Away Day - Ashton United FA CUP

Fans Blog – Ashton United away, FA Cup qualifier, 22^nd September 2018

So for this one, we tried a new feature for the official Supporters Clubs away trips – Open the Shawe View clubhouse for a couple of hours of boozing and doing Lines* before we even get on the coach! Risky stuff…… but more about that later…….

We should have had a forewarning of what was to come when one member of the S.C who shall remain shrouded in a cloak of anonymity (but his initials are M.J) got a straight red and a 3-day ban for posting the wrong thing on the wrong WhatsApp group (#familyclub).

When I arrived at the FPSVS, the clubhouse was resplendently bedecked with the new T.F.C.S.C flag featuring the Manchester Bee, the year 1990…. and not enough full stops. When the bacon butties turned up there wasn’t enough of them either. Meanwhile a game of Killer Darts was underway that no one seemed to know the rules of……

In the clubhouse, lots of Lines* were being done including someone who did about 8 soggy Lines* on the table with beer spilt all over it. 

At half one there was a mass exodus for the bus…. which was no where to be seen. We hung around on Flixton Road, all 49 of us like extras from “The Football Factory” trying to dodge the onrushing O.B when just in time The Big White Jonesy arrived and we boarded in good spirits, ready for a trip across to the Eastside of Manchester. The bus had a toilet, and a few more Lines* were done then choir practice commenced with a well-rehearsed “Ole Ole Ole!” and some new songs attempted.  “Viva Aaron Burns”, “Super Cooper”, “Sweet Caldicott” and “Got myself a crying walking sleepin’ talkin’ Matty Bryan……” well, three hit songs from four isn’t bad...

On arrival at Ashton, we piled into the Hurst Cross clubhouse to smash down a few quick glasses of beer and do a few more Lines* before the game. We’d been led to believe that you couldn’t take beer onto the terraces for this game because (1) Ashton Utd are in the Conference North, and (2) this was an FA Cup game. This myth was debunked however, and we were able to keep ourselves well stocked with plastic containers of Kronenburg throughout the 90 minutes.

The game was a close affair and the boys who play in… er… yellow today, were more than matching the boys from two steps above us in the Football Pyramid. But then, around the 30^th minute it went the shape of a deformed pear when Matt Mahoney gave away a penalty and we went a goal behind. A few moments later M.M totalled one of their players and received the O.B.E (Order of the Bath, Early). From then on it got tough, but our heroes worked to stay in the game until the last ten minutes when tiredness saw Ashton bag two late goals for the 3—0 win. Off the pitch, our singing performance was second to none, and we even managed to poke a bit of fun at the Ashton fans for the bus stop / smoking shelter / bike rack structure at their end of the ground. Any attempts to sing the Adams Family song were sssshhhh’d quite vociferously by our own self-policing supporters (#familyclub). 

After a few more post-match glasses and some great clubhouse singing (how’s about “Sephton, he’s no longer in our team!”) we boarded the bus to take us home. There was, we have to admit, an element of uncontrollable lunacy on the journey home. Some singing of the Chrissy Palmer song with the banned lyrics; Some failed aisle-dancing; And some failed belt/braces disasters…… we can only apologise to those women and children who were present (#familyclub)

A further outrageous crime was committed when it became apparent with each passing motorway junction, that we were not going to be taking the M60 to Urmston – we were going directly to Town, not passing Go, and certainly not collecting £200! Chairman Glinks was flexing all of his Putin-esque democratic leader muscles to obtain for himself a ride directly to Manchester city centre! This resulted in the coach making it back to Urmston approximately 4 hours and 27 minutes later than it should have done.

As is usual on these kind of trips, I cannot remember getting off the bus or arriving home, but I do remember waking up at 3am in the bathroom asleep in the shower cubicle.

*P.S “Lines” refers to the Trafford FC Supporters Club results sweepstake a.k.a “Trafford Lines” whereby you predict the result of certain football matches that day, and the winner gets a Pot which is growing week-by-week. Nothing to do with the old Hokey-Cokey (#familyclub #gambleaware.co.uk #whenthefunstopsstop)

(Blog by Hugo Drax)

Trafford on Tour - Lancaster City. FA Cup 08.09.18

It was a busy morning (for me) in the Glinka household; a cooked breakfast, cleaning the bathroom and picking up the babysitter (which would allow us to behave like irresponsible teenagers for the day). All the above was duly done before 10:30. After a leisurely walk and quick pit-stop to purchase the obligatory pack of Doritos, we arrived at the Bird just after 11, where we were greeted by a couple of dedicated supporters (p**s cans) who were already nursing a pint. After doing a couple of lines, it was time to board the coach, not before grabbing some extra strong coffee* to wake us up. 

I knew it would be a good day as Andy opened up his ruck-sack in the Bird to proudly reveal a litre bottle of Jagermeister! When asked what the frig he was doing, he explained that he was buying into my positive thinking - which previously had been dismissed as "a load of rubbish". He had already visualised Trafford winning and the Jagermeister was to share as a celebration on the way home.  -Helen.

Enjoying the strong coffee*

The coffee* option was proving popular

After getting most of the coach to do a few lines, everyone was now in good spirits (nowt to do with having a sip of my coffee*). Upon arrival in Lancaster, we were treated to a tour of the city's one way system before finally being dropped off at one of the local pubs (Merchant's 1688). After a mad dash to the toilet, some real ales were downed, one titled 'Tactical Daydreams', which was another lucky omen for what was to follow apparently, along with prosecco and strawberries. It was a cracking pub with a great atmosphere and lots of banter. I hear they do a lovely homemade Rhubarb Gin 😊 The only downer was that Tom couldn't find a chippy in order to have his ritual away day fish! As a result he is now boycotting the place!

The coffee* was taking its toll

Whatever Helen is showing Paul, he looks happy

After a short walk, we found ourselves outside the ground where Paul tried and succeeded in getting Helen in as a junior (she's forty bloody two!) haha. Now this was not big, nor clever so obviously we went back afterwards and paid the full, adult fair... actually we paid twice as Cappy had already paid the full fair without us knowing (I hope he didn't use his precious coin collection).

More alcohol was consumed and some blokes in yellow kicked a ball about rather nicely. We were in good voice and we even remembered to sing happy birthday to Darbo, although I'm not sure whether or not he could hear us though as he lay motionless on the deck with a busted eye! Darbo loves playing in Lancaster!

Happy birthday Darrrrrrrrrbo

By this point, those blokes in yellow were kicking (and heading) the ball so well, we'd managed to get ourselves 1 nil up, and well deserved. The half flew by with the aid of more alcohol and a rather lovely steak pie, chips, peas and gravy combo. The 2nd half began, and as with the players, us supporters switched ends. It didn't affect matters either on the pitch or off it. Lots of singing was drunkenly performed and there was even a sing off with the train crew, who I'd not met before but are a top set of lads. Lots more quality kicking of that ball by the team in yellow meant a fantastic 2 nil win! Brown and Burns with the final touches to two world class moves.

2nd half support

The emotion of the win is perfectly summed up by Cappy

The proof that we'd won!

Back in the club house and everyone was buzzing, one or four more cans were consumed and I was alerted that young Max (one of Liam's gang) had got all the lines correct and was only waiting on one result to win £75. That result was for an England win. Silly boy! The players proudly, and rightly so came and joined in with the celebrations and player of the day was duly announced to Keven O'Brien. Unfortunately, I'd forgotten to go out and buy a novelty prize so Neil had to make do with a bottle of beer.

Now I'll be honest here... the rest of the evening is a bit hazy. Obviously the Jagermeister took a beating and for some reason it's affected my memory. I think I told Langy he was next up for '21 Questions With...' I can't remember how I arranged this to be done what with him being a dinosaur and not on any social media. There was definitely some initiation singing by the new lads and Lozzy T What's For Tea because my phone provided me with the evidence the next day. Even our very own Cappy had done one - a hilarious version of 'Common People' by Pulp. Believe me, it's cracking.

The coach home, where I look a bit worse for wear

After we got back to Urmston, more beer was consumed in the Bird, I was comparing lankyness with the player of the day, and after that... my brain remembers nothing and Helen was even worse!

The lankyness prize clearly being won by Kyle.

I woke up surrounded by someone else's scarf (again), a half eaten burger - that I do not remember buying - and a massive wedge of chocolate cake. I sifted through my phone, looking at pictures and video's to try and help fill in the gaps. I was reminded that yesterday was not a good day. It was a great day.

Cheers Trafford

Glinks

*Whilst it was defintely 100% coffee that we were drinking, it might have tasted slightly different to your usual brew.

Thanks to Peter Bellis for the splendid black and white photos and well done on winning 20 notes on Lancaster's raffle. See you on Tuesday Pete, there might even be others that turn up this time too.

21 Questions With... Ally Brown

Name: Alastair Brown
Age: 30
Trafford FC Appearances: 132
Trafford FC Goals: 12
Debut for Trafford: 20th October, 2012 v Radcliffe Borough

Ally Brown is an experienced full back/wing back who is currently now in his second spell at Trafford, where he was part of the promotion winning side in 2013. Ally has also played for Chorley, Droylsden, Warrington (where he helped them gain promotion to the Evostik Premier) and Witton Albion. 

Ally Brown

1. Congratulations on winning the first supporters' POTM award of the season. What are your thoughts on your start to the season and that of the team?

I was pleased to have been recognised for my efforts in the last month. Our start has not been as strong as we would have hoped but we are only 4 games in and we are all working extremely hard to improve on our most recent results. I will of course be working on my individual game like every other player and with your support on a Saturday/Tuesday we want to give you all something to shout about

2. This is your second stint at Trafford. How do you think the club has changed/evolved  since your first time here (if it has at all)?

My 1st spell at the Club was 6 years ago now and I think the landscape of football has moved on so much; Manchester United lifted the Premier League, Sir Alex retired and that summer Gareth Bale signed for Real Madrid costing 91 million Euros (2nd biggest in transfer in history at the time). Now Manchester United are 4 mangers on, with no further league titles and Gareth's 91 Million Euro transfer sits 7th in the history behind the front runner Neymar, costing PSG 222 million euros. 

A little closer to home at Trafford I can see the impact of change for the better. May 4th 2014, Trafford needed a win to secure play-offs against Clitheroe, as you know we did (I scored) the attendance was 319. 6 years on and the scenario was the same, win and we achieve play-off. We won the game, with the attendance of 482 and for those of you who were at the game the atmosphere was fantastic. This increase in local support is vital to the club and as a player who has made over 130 appearances for the club, seeing you all come out in force away to Prescott was a really humbling experience for me, we took two coaches and many more!! The result was not what we wanted, that's football but you sang through to full time and beyond, there was a lot of emotion in that moment - thank you. 

3. What has been your biggest achievement/success to date in football?

I have always been proud to say that I represented my country, playing for Scotland U17 away in Malta. Over the years I have appreciated the simple things more: I've won leagues, cups and scored a handful of goals but I know so many that began football in the Academy system like I did, and no longer play; either due to injury, personal circumstances or they lose love for the game. All these years on from being released from a professional club I am very lucky to be feeling fit and loving what I do on a football pitch, it is some sacrifice from the age of 7.

4. And your biggest disappointment?

I try not to hold on to disappointments for too long especially in football. The key would be to limit those moments to as few as possible.

5. You've played all up and down the right hand side during your career; right back, right wing-back and right wing. Which position do you prefer to play?

I wouldn’t say I am a winger, never have been, I won’t beat 2 or 3 and fire a cross in. Wing back has become more popular over the years and I have enjoyed that in-between role, it’s so important to have good players around you who can play and support or you can become isolated. Full back is my trade, overlapping runs, linking up with an out and out winger causing the opposition real problems. Either role allows me to come onto the ball and meet it in final 3^rd and be a threat.

6. Who is the best player you've ever come up against?

Over 13/14 years ago I came up against my team mate a good friend Aaron Burns who was in the Red of Manchester United. Being a full back I tend to come up against quick or skilful wingers who are looking to cause you problems. With experience and confidence you learn to adapt and that getting a yellow card is not always a bad thing.

7. And best player you've ever played with?

I’ve played with good players but I also play with good players currently and it’s these boys in the squad that excite me more. They are the present and future of the club.

8. Favourite non-league ground (other than Shawe View obviously)

I could probably name more least favourite grounds in non-league if I am honest. In my experiences with Trafford, New Mills ,play off, semi-final. Not a great ground, but we won, so what a ground it was that day, sun was out, fans were cheering and we won a really tight game, good memory.

10. Whatever happened to your match day breakfast tweets? We miss them!

Well I still have a match day breakfast you’ll be pleased to know; I just document everything so much online. Maybe we could start a, ‘Trafford Breakfast Cook Off’ – let see what everyone’s pre match breakfast is on a Saturday.

11. Talking of food/diet... How important do you think it is, even at this level, that you eat and train right?

This is one area I never really took to seriously; I have a fairly good metabolism and would eat a balanced diet so never worried too much about what I eat. It comes 2^nd nature now that I prepare 24-36 hours before a game with the right food and hydration, food is fuel.

12. Who is the fittest player (in terms of stamina... ahem) at the club?

I am, although Ross won the Yo Yo test in the summer - I’d like to see him do a shift at wing back.

13. And the one who could do with some extra training?

Listen, we can all improve as individuals but it is as a collective; team, squad, club that helps to move us in the right direction. Over the last few seasons it has been pleasing to see some of the young lads improve: Shaun, Mason, Harry, Darius, Declan, Loz to name a few. A football dressing room is not an easy one as a young player, those of you that have played will know, respect is earned out on the pitch which these lads are proving. As supporters you only get to see the team for 90 minutes on a Saturday or less. I can tell you from training that every player is at a good standard, even those who don’t get as much game time; the manager has put together a great group.

 14. Imagine the scenario: We're in a penalty shoot-out to get promoted, which current Trafford player would you want taking the vital penalty?

Aaron Burns, no question. Does not miss, I’d back him every time – goal. His celebration needs a little work but I certainly don’t get tired of seeing it.

15. Linny seemed to be last seasons Mr. Funny... in his absence, who has taken over?

Lin’s still here, yes he is not a player but  it’s great to see him coming to the games,  supporting the club like you all do. In the dressing room, his shoes are hard to fill (or should I say, red sunglasses) Keil O’Brien gives it a good go #Portugal

16. How good a feeling was it scoring the winner against Prescot and when did you stop talking about it?

It was a good 10 minute period of the game, I won the penalty which Aaron obviously scored and then arrived at the right time for the cross, game done. I enjoyed the moment and the excitement that surrounded the day with it being Prescott and everything that had happened a few months earlier. But it was a win and 3 points, this has to become the norm.

17. Do you have a favourite goal you've scored... talk us through it?

For a full back I think I chip in with my fair share of goals but my all-time best came away at Chester while I was playing for Radcliffe Borough. A ball was played into my feet midway inside the Chester half, I was unusually narrow. I heard Mark Jones shouting hit one. I did, the shot arrowed past and away from the keeper, easily 30 yards. Anyone that wants to see the goal use the link:(4mins and 46 seconds in)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omxkhb-BOVI

18. Favourite sport other than football?

I probably watch Formula 1 the most. I do play most sports when challenged, snowboarding was my latest.

19. Sporting hero?

Growing up in Scotland my local team was Airdrie but if I had to pick one of the big two it would be Rangers and at the time Ally McCoist was scoring a hat full. He was probably my first football idol.

20. You've only gone and got yourself in a scrap... Who at Trafford would you want with you?

This is very unlikely to happen but with these lads I know that whoever it is we will all look out for each other. That comes with playing over a couple of seasons and not something that can easily be created. I’ve also known Andy Langford since the age of 10 playing local football here in Urmston.

20. Ahead of our FA Cup fixture against Lancaster City, what are your thoughts on the game and our opponents?

I think we all remember our last visit to Lancaster where we put on a heroic performance in front of the travelling support. Tomorrow I'm positive there will be the same support and I think you will see a professional, organised performance from the team. We know what is required and where we can cause them problems. It’s been a while since the club had a strong showing in the FA Cup, let’s do it now.

21. And last, but not least... who are you nominating next for '21 Questions With...'?

Langy (Andrew Langford).

A huge thank you to Ally, a great set of answers. Good luck to him and the squad - not only for tomorrow against Lancaster - but for the rest of the season.

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